Following the lead by Librarykris, and being short of original thought….
1. Who are you?
I am justgirlwithshoes, like any other girl with shoes.
2. Where am I?
On the couch in my house in Melbourne.
3. How did I get here?
I walked from the study, having finished my ‘homework’ from the office.
4. Where are my pants?
Over my undies.